The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009 Video)

Paul Giamatti: Dr. Satan

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Quotes 

• Dr. Satan : Now my dream has come true! Steve Wachowski, vice-president of the chess club, and Suzi X, homecoming queen together at last!

  Suzi X : Hey, loosen up, man. You're crushing my titties!

• Dr. Satan : Women, women everywhere, but none of them bear the mark. My army of video voyeur bats are everywhere, and I can spy on them all! I can see them in their showers, in their boudoirs, even on the can. Where are you, my future queen of evil?

• Dr. Satan : [Sees "666" on Velvet's backside]  Oh oh oh, is that it, Otto? The mark-- I think I see the mark.

  Otto : I think that mark could be due to G-string chafing.

  Dr. Satan : Otto, you must fetch her for me. That could be the mark of my unholy bride!

  Otto : Oh, just when I've almost perfected my souffle.

  Dr. Satan : Listen you, you wouldn't even be able to say 'souffle' if I hadn't put that smart screw in your head. I can always take it out you know, send you back to the jungle. You remember the jungle, don't you?

  Otto : No! Not the jungle! There's no cable in the jungle!

  Dr. Satan : Are we on the same page, monkey?

  Otto : Yes yes, master, yes.

  Dr. Satan : Now huff it out of here, gold brick!

• Dr. Satan : [Imitating Jerry Lewis]  OH, HOW I LOVE THE LADIES!

• Dr. Satan : ALL THE SUDSY POWERS OF HELL!