Jack McBrayer: Glenn
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Lucius Washington : [to the crew as they are speed-changing a customer's tire] Guys! No tires! We're not a pit crew anymore, we're a car wash team.
Glenn : Sorry, Lucius. Hard habit to break. Like stalking an ex-girlfriend.
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[on Ricky's new 'corporate sponsor']
Susan : "Me" is you. Because it's just you out there. We don't have any corporate sponsors, we don't have any fancy team owners. We have you. And this car, and this cougar, which symbolizes the fear that you have overcome. It's all there for you.
Glenn : Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword that Sir Lancelot used to bring together the Knights of the Round Table, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen...
[whispers suggestively]
Glenn : ... in the biblical sense.
Ricky Bobby : Okay, Glenn. Everything cool that Susan said, you wrecked it.
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Glenn : Peaches and Cream!
[while watching Ricky crash]
