Abominable (2006)

Paul Gleason: Sheriff Halderman

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• Sheriff Halderman : I would say that Mr. Rogers has lost his neighborhood, y'know what I'm saying? I mean he's not been the same since that accident, now he's seeing monsters. What's that tell you?

  Deputy McBride : What, do you think this is a hoax?

  Sheriff Halderman : No, no, I don't think it's a hoax, no. I just think the guy's got a hole in his screen door, that's all.

• Sheriff Halderman : I don't wanna hear no more gibberish about no Flatwoods monster.

  Deputy Parker : It's just a joke, Sheriff.

  Sheriff Halderman : Oh, yeah, real funny, hahaha. Monsters are a real hoot. Anyway, you know what to do with this. Log it, write it up and when the phone lines get back we'll call the guy. In the meantime, if you don't mind, I'm goin' to the head. I'm gonna give birth to a monster.

• [last lines] 

  Sheriff Halderman : What's the matter with you guys?

  Deputy Parker : [a twig snaps]  What was that?

  Sheriff Halderman : [laughs]  Parker. I thought you were a man. Jesus Christ. It's your imagination, Parker. There's nothin' out here. Nothin' but pine cones and frozen rattlesnakes. You guys are a bunch of candyasses, you know that?