House of Wax (2005)

Jared Padalecki: Wade

Photos 

Quotes 

• Carly : [Carly hears a noise outside the tent]  Wade, wake up. Wade! I heard something.

  Wade : Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something.

• Nick : Bye, Wade.

  Wade : Asshole.

• Carly : This Vincent guy is quite the artist.

  Wade : Yeah. I think this Vincent guy needs therapy.

• [Carly sees a human face in the window that moves away] 

  Wade : [after she jumps]  What?

  Carly : I just saw somebody!

  Wade : It was probably a wax thing.

  Carly : No, no, it wasn't a wax thing, it was moving and it was freaky looking!

• Wade : [to a dog he thinks is made of wax]  What up, dog?

• [scraping a piece of the House of Wax off with his knife] 

  Wade : It is wax, like... literally.

• Wade : I'm sorry, we just needed a fan belt.

  Bo : A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt?

• Wade : [sniffing something foul in the air]  Something's dead out there.

  Blake : [sniffing also]  Nuh uh. Something's dead right here.

• Wade : I just don't get what his beef is with me.

  Carly : Nick has beef with everyone.

• Wade : [runs a lighter along one of Vincent's waxed miniature statues and talking in a silly voice]  Oh no, there's a fire! Help me, Carly! My skirt's gonna catch on fire, my legs are all hot, you're my hero!

  Carly : [stopping him]  That's not cool.

• Wade : [notices how well Nick throws the football to Blake]  Nice arm... I can see why they gave you a scholarship.

  Nick : [holds up hand]  Yeah, it's a real tragedy, ain't it?

  Wade : Yeah... it is.

• Blake : [to the stranger in the truck]  Yo, man. You need something?

  Carly : What does he want?

  Wade : Hey, can you turn off your lights, please?

  [no response] 

  Paige : Okay, this is getting kinda creepy.

  Blake : Hey, come on, man, get out of here! Nothing to see here, let's go!

  Wade : Can we help you?

  Carly : Maybe we're on his property?

  Wade : Nah, we didn't pass the gate.

  Blake : Hey man, turn your lights off! Hello? Turn your lights off! No, I'm serious. Turn your lights off or I'll whip this on your ass!

  Wade : Hey, hey, it's cool, man.

  [Nick throws a bottle and smashes one of the headlights] 

  Carly : NICK!

  [pause] 

  Carly : Oh, my...

  Dalton : [yelling at the man in the truck]  WHAT?

• [Wade starts up his car. It rumbles badly for a second and then cuts out] 

  Wade : [looking under hood]  What the hell?

  [sees broken fan belt] 

  Wade : I just bought this fan belt. It's brand new.

  [throwing it on the ground] 

  Wade : Someone has got to be fucking with me!

• Carly : [approaching the door to the wax museum]  Doesn't 'closed' mean 'I don't want you in here?'

  Wade : Relax. No one'll care

  Carly : What if's someone's here?

  Wade : [calling out]  Hello? Anyone in here?

  [after silence] 

  Wade : See? Fine. Look how cool this is. Everything in here is wax, the floors, the walls, look at this!

  [gestures to a large ornament] 

  Wade : This is wax

  Carly : [sarcastic]  Yeah, cool, awesome.

  Wade : Who are these people supposed to be? Aren't there supposed to be famous people in a wax museum? I don't recognize this guy.

• [seeing all the fan belts] 

  Wade : He has everything but a 15 inch fan belt. Where is he anyway? He said he'd be 30 minutes, its been almost 45.

  [sighs] 

  Wade : I guess I'll have to make do with a 16.

  [grabs it] 

  Bo : [from behind]  You plan on stealing that?

  Wade : [startled]  No, I ah - I left money by the cash register.

  [indeed he did as a $20 bill lies there]