Wedding Crashers (2005)

Henry Gibson: Father O'Neil

Quotes 

• Father O'Neil : And now for our next reading I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria up to the lectern.

  John Beckwith : 20 bucks, First Corinthians.

  Jeremy Grey : Double or nothing, Colossians 3:12.

  Gloria Cleary : And now a reading from Paul's first letter to the Corinthians.

• Father O'Neil : As you know, Craig and Christina are quite the sailing enthusiasts. In that light, they have elected to exchange vows which they themselves have written.

  Craig : I, Craig, take you, Christina, to be my wife, my best friend and my first mate. Through sickness and health, clear skies and squalls.

  Christina Cleary : I, Christina, take you, Craig, to be my best friend and my captain... to be your anchor and your sail... your starboard and your port.

  [Claire giggles silently, hiding behind the bouquet that she is holding] 

  Jeremy Grey : [mutters]  Well this is a first!

  Father O'Neil : And now I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the first mate.

  [Claire giggles again]