Peter Harding: That was an excellent lesson you had, Barney. I thought you had something desperately important to tell me.
Philip 'Barney' Bartel: I have.
Peter Harding: I'm still listening.
Philip 'Barney' Bartel: I've got to leave Beatrice.
Peter Harding: Oh? Trouble?
Philip 'Barney' Bartel: No, it's just that I don't love her anymore. That's all. Funny, when we got married 15 years ago I loved her, needed her. Now it's Beatrice that needs me.
Peter Harding: You know, Barney, there are some people who would say you're pretty lucky to have Beatrice.
Philip 'Barney' Bartel: I know. That's what I'm saying. But, you know, when we got married Beatrice never really loved me. I learned that soon enough. Oh, she was fond of me all right.
Peter Harding: So now you're going to leave her, just like that. All right, who's the girl?