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Phill Jupitus: Self - Panellist

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Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sandi Toksvig, Cariad Lloyd, and Romesh Ranganathan in QI (2003) Bill Bailey, Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sandi Toksvig, and Claudia Winkleman in QI (2003) Jo Brand, Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sandi Toksvig, and Prue Leith in QI (2003) Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sandi Toksvig, Cariad Lloyd, and Daliso Chaponda in QI (2003) Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sandi Toksvig, Alan Carr, and Alice Levine in QI (2003) Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sandi Toksvig, Rhod Gilbert, and Cally Beaton in QI (2003) Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sandi Toksvig, Victoria Coren Mitchell, and Bridget Christie in QI (2003) Teri Hatcher and Phill Jupitus in QI (2003) Alan Davies and Phill Jupitus in QI (2003)

Quotes 

  • Phill Jupitus : [during a round about the sinking of the Titanic]  Is it true that someone dressed as a lady to escape detection?

    Stephen Fry : Yes, apparently it is true because it was women and children first.

    Bill Bailey : [laughs]  I thought you said "someone dressed as a *baby*"

    Phill Jupitus : [putting on posh accent]  "Yes, goo-goo indeed. I have a lollipop and I have no control over my urinary functions. I am, in fact, an infant. And I know you think I'm Lord Albermal, but I am in fact a little baby. With a beard. Yes, goo-goo, gaa-gaa. And Madam, may I tell you I've been a very naughty baby."!

  • Stephen Fry : "Shagging the Dog"? This is a phrase in Canada, is it?

    Guest : It means having a Lazy Day. Like "Shagging the Sheep".

    Stephen Fry : Might be common practise around here, but not a figure of Speech.

    Guest : You know, with a Lady, you have to woo her, take her to Dinner, but with the Dog it's just "Here, boy!"

    Phill Jupitus : Again, I must correct you there!

  • Stephen Fry : If you put 5 Species of Sponge in a Blender they will separate out and reform again afterwards.

    Phill Jupitus : Like Terminator 2!

    Stephen Fry : I tried it with Chihuahuas but it didn't work.

  • Stephen Fry : The Hindenburg was filled with Hydrogen, which of course is incrensely dangerous...

    Phill Jupitus : What have I told you about not reading Jabberwocky before you come on?

  • Phill Jupitus : I hate this show!

  • Phill Jupitus : [Eddie Izzard Voice]  Oh really? Oh really? Great. True Story.

  • Stephen Fry : How many muscles are in your fingers?

    Phill Jupitus : One, if you play your cards right!

    [Winks and Flirts] 

    Stephen Fry : [flustered]  I'm not going to look at you!

  • Phill Jupitus : Alan Rickman's Fridge Gunk?

  • Phill Jupitus : Good Vendor of Shoes! How many BARLEYCORNS am I this fine day?

  • Phill Jupitus : I WANT DONKEY CHEESE!

  • Phill Jupitus : You like a drink, do you, Sandi? It's a good thing you didn't take it too far! You'd be outside Oddbins with a bottle of Whiskey yelling "I WAS SANDI TOKSVIG! I HAD IT ALL!"

  • Phill Jupitus : BAAAAA!

    Stephen Fry : Oh, bugger you! I don't sound like that!

  • Phill Jupitus : What you've got there is an Ungulate that would ruin a Picnic!

  • Phill Jupitus : Thanks for that, Stephen! "Oh vast! Bigly big! To define the bigness of the big thing would be to do it a disservice!"

  • Phill Jupitus : I know you think you're doing a voice, but that is how you talk! No wonder Twinings had you, mate! "ENGLAND! CRICKET!"

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