Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Tina Majorino: Deb
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Quotes
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Deb : What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite : A liger.
Deb : What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite : It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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[Napoleon answers the door and Deb is standing out there]
Deb : Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?
[holds out a photo]
Napoleon Dynamite : [Napoleon takes the photo and looks at it] This is a girl.
Deb : [Deb continues nervously] Because for a limited time only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 75% off.
Napoleon Dynamite : I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral.
Deb : Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts?
[Scene continues after Rex Kwon Do TV ad Kip's watching]
Deb : ... And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.
Napoleon Dynamite : I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
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[Deb is making a glamour shot of Uncle Rico]
Deb : Okay, turn you head on more of a slant...
[all three turn their heads in a slant]
Deb : Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.
[all three slowly ease up fists under their chins]
Deb : This is looking really good.
Kip : You can say that again.
[Uncle Rico acknowledges]
Deb : Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
[Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera]
Deb : [takes the picture] That was the one. I think that's gonna come out really nice.
Uncle Rico : Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.
[Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly]
Uncle Rico : You're up Kip.
Kip : Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?
[makes gesture of putting on a vest]
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[Napoleon and Deb are dancing]
Napoleon Dynamite : I like your sleeves. They're real big.
Deb : Thank you. I made them myself.
Napoleon Dynamite : So are you and Pedro getting really serious now?
Deb : No. We're just friends.
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Napoleon Dynamite : [speaking to Pedro and Deb] Are you guys having a killer time?
Deb : Yes.
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Deb : I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy?
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Deb : It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend.
Napoleon Dynamite : What the heck are you even talking about?
Deb : Don't lie, Napoleon. Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me. I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?
[Deb hangs up on him]
Deb : [Stunned, Napoleon hangs up and goes out to confront Uncle Rico]