Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Stephen Chow: Sing
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Quotes
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Sing's Sidekick : Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
Sing : I never knew you were so deep.
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Sing : I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer!
Sing's Sidekick : [looks up] Ice cream!
[leaves]
Sing : Where?
[follows]
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Brother Sum : Ever killed anyone?
Sing : I've always thought about it.
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Sing : No more soccer!
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Sing : All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady.
[throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder]
Sing : Erg... Well, I'll let you try one.
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing's Sidekick : [takes knife, accidentally throws backwards, gets Sing's left shoulder]
Sing : Ack!
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing : Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw.
Sing's Sidekick : [takes knife, winds back to his right, kinfe sticks Sing in his left arm, handle flys off at Landlady]
Landlady : Who threw a handle?
Sing : Quick! Take this cage of snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved.
Sing's Sidekick : [takes cage, winds back over his head, snakes fall out the back of the cage all over Sing]
Sing : You idiot! Now what am I supposed to do?
Sing's Sidekick : Try whistling. I've heard that helps.
Sing : [whistes, two snakes bite him on his lips]
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Sing : [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen a free ice cream before?
[runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]
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Sing : Fat woman, you're in charge here, right?
Landlady : [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it] Fat woman, my ass!
Sing : I'm with the Axe Gang!
Landlady : [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!
Sing : Boss!
Landlady : [slaps him] Boss, my ass!
Sing : You have to pay our medical bills!
Landlady : Bills, my ass!
Sing : We're on the same side!
Landlady : Same side, my ass!
Sing : A snake!
Landlady : Snake, my ass!
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[the Soccer boy accidentally kicks his ball to Sing, who does a number of tricks with one foot]
Soccer Boy : Wow, can you teach me that?
Sing : Sure, lesson ONE!
[pops the ball, the little boy starts crying]
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Sing's Sidekick : You gave him your life savings?
Sing : Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was a chance for world peace.
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Sing : NO SOCCER!
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Sing : Wow, that's a big fist!