Chicken Little (2005)
Garry Marshall: Buck Cluck
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Buck Cluck : [voice over] Now, where to begin?
[shaft of light and pixie dust]
Buck Cluck : How about "Once upon a time"?
[screen suddenly goes black]
Buck Cluck : How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else.
[gasps]
Buck Cluck : I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.
[opening to The Lion King]
Buck Cluck : No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?
[a storybook]
Buck Cluck : Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst.
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Buck Cluck : You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.
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Buck Cluck : What, what? You have to go to the bathroom?
[Alien kid shakes head]
Buck Cluck : You want juice?
[kid shakes head again]
Buck Cluck : A Snack?
[kid shakes head again]
Buck Cluck : Corndog? On a stick?
[kid starts to lose temper]
Buck Cluck : Want to play some golf? What do you want?
Kirby - Alien Kid : [makes irritated noises]
Buck Cluck : I stink at this...
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Buck Cluck : The commemorative plates.
Chicken Little : Yeah, yeah.
Buck Cluck : You know, you saw them, right?
Chicken Little : Yeah, I saw them.
Buck Cluck : You can't eat off 'em, but they're there.
Chicken Little : Well, they're not microwave safe.
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Buck Cluck : Oh, yes, I do see the skywriting there. Thank goodness the cloud blocked the last letter.
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Buck Cluck : I'd like to see the movie they make about you now.
Chicken Little : I just hope they stay true to what really happened?
Buck Cluck : Oh, son. These people are from Hollywood. The one thing they will never do is mess with a good story.
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Buck Cluck : [while being aimed at with particle disintegrators alongside Chicken Little] Oh, snap...
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Buck Cluck : Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...
Chicken Little : No, I don't like stamps.
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Buck Cluck : [From trailer] Son, there's something I want you to know.
Chicken Little : What, dad?
Buck Cluck : In about three seconds, I'm going to scream like a little girl!