- Lindsay Walker: My note, turned one guy into a liar... and another one... *gay*!
- Tru: The power of the written words!
- Davis: [to Harrison] I'm so sorry. Please, accept my condolences. You were so... young.
- Harrison Davies: Dude, I'm still alive. I died yesterday.
- Jack Harper: You know, Daivs is a nice guy, but why do I get the feeling that we're gonna come in here one morning and all the corpses are gonna be dressed up for an imaginary tea party?
- Glenn Carpenter: There is something I always wanted to tell you, I always thought that you were the most beautiful girl in school... then you left that note in my locker...
- Lindsay Walker: I left that note in your locker?
- Glenn Carpenter: That note changed my life.
- Lindsay Walker: It did?
- Glenn Carpenter: It made me realize some very important thing... I couldn't have feelings for you, I couldn't have feelings for any girl.
- Lindsay Walker: Are you telling me that my note, made you... gay?
- Glenn Carpenter: A note made me gay! Let me tell you something, at 10th reunion... then the tiara is mine!
- Lindsay Walker: Oh.
- Tru: I can't stop thinking about Candace Aimes, could you think of anyone who still are holding a grudge against her?
- Lindsay Walker: Strange question, let me think... I know! The entire graduating class.
- Harrison Davies: What, do you got some kind of death wish?
- Jack Harper: Harrison, death isn't something you have to wish for. It's coming anyway.
- Jack Harper: I thought a change of location would help. It didn't. I'm hoping a change of vocation will.
- Glenn Carpenter: Hello, can I have your attention please? It's now time to announce the class of '99's five-year reunion-queen... The queen is - Candace Aimes!
- Candace Aimes: Wow! Thank you so much, this is such a surprise!... Okay, not that much of a surprise.