Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Steve Archer: Secret Service Agent
Quotes
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Secret Service Agent : Mr. President, the country is under attack by aliens.
President Harris : I'll deal with that later. Right now I want to find out what happens to the duck.
Secret Service Agent : More people will die!
President Harris : The people will die regardless. But this duck still has a fighting chance.
Secret Service Agent : Sir, I've read the book. The duck dies!
[the President spits milk all over the elementary school kids]
President Harris : Good God! That's horrible!