- Sarah Richardson: You're a carnivorous, no-talent parasite sucking off Broadway's backside! You desecrate the temple that is my art I ABHOR you!
- John Grant: Then read the Post!
- John Grant: We live in a marketplace society, Miss Richardson. I am the head of Consumer Protection in this city!
- Sarah Richardson: You are going to die an unbelievably excruciating death.
- John Grant: But at least I'll have the good taste not to do it on stage.