Reality of Life (2002)

Michael Howard: Jason

Quotes 

• Jason : Have you ever felt like you've completely wasted nine months of your life?

  Spencer : Can't say that I have. Though I hear your mom mumble it from time to time.

• Spencer : She's great. Nobody's ever hit me like this before.

  Jason : Hit you? She's a sadist?

• Jason : Fine, fine. Just continue as phone buddies and see what happens. Maybe in a few years, you can get a priest on a third party line and get married. Hell, you can get all your relatives listening in on a conference call.

• Jason : How can my friendship be important to him if he doesn't even miss it?

• Jason : Come on, do you really know her as well as you think you do? Know what she's capable of doing?