Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (2004)
Martin Short: Jiminy Glick, David Lynch
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Quotes
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Jiminy Glick : If it's human waste, save some for me.
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Jiminy Glick : [voiceover while interviewing Rob Lowe] Isn't it amazing, just 6 months ago, when I was talking to Arlene Shayhee, I was so bored. Here I am talking to Brat-packer Rob Lowe...
Rob Lowe : I... me... me... I... I... me... I...
Jiminy Glick : [voiceover] ... and I'm equally bored. What have I learned, I wonder. Ah yes, celebrities can be dull.
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Jiminy Glick : I'm one of those guys that needs it regular, ya know? Sometimes Dixie's awake for it, most of the time she's not.
Ben DiCarlo : Ambien and some KY, right?
Jiminy Glick : HAH! Ambien and KY! You know, for the longest time I was taking the KY orally! It's not necessary!
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Jiminy Glick : My, that's a nice beaver.
Dixie Glick : Why, thank you.
Jiminy Glick : [Jiminy points at a stuffed beaver] No.
Dixie Glick : Oh.
Jiminy Glick : Although yours is nicely... shaped.
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Jiminy Glick : Oprah Winfrey, how do you do what you do so consistently?
Whoopi Goldberg : I stomp on everyone I can.
Jiminy Glick : And you're despised by so many. But not by me.
Whoopi Goldberg : I live for that. And remember to spell my name right. O-P-E-R-A.
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Jiminy Glick : And you're Canadian, I hear. What's that about?
Kiefer Sutherland : Well this is a fantastic country. Uhm. What's that about?
Jiminy Glick : That was my question dear.
Kiefer Sutherland : I know. I'm trying to... I've never actually had to...
Jiminy Glick : Eventually the show will start. Don't you wanna just finally answer it?
Kiefer Sutherland : Yeah, what's that about? For me it's been a fantastic... it's where I come from, and it's um...
Jiminy Glick : What?
Kiefer Sutherland : Canada!
Jiminy Glick : You're Canadian? I didn't know that.
Kiefer Sutherland : Yes, it's true.
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Jiminy Glick : [pointing at Toronto's C.N. Tower] That's a phallic-looking thing! Remind you of anybody?
Dixie Glick : No.
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Jiminy Glick : The film, "Growing up Gandhi", ha! I loved it, as I said in my review. It's really going to be a huge success.
Ben DiCarlo : Yeah.
Jiminy Glick : And he was... Persian?
Ben DiCarlo : Indian.
Jiminy Glick : [annoyed expression] Beh. He was not "from here".
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Jiminy Glick : [one of the outtakes] And you were a cheerleader.
Steve Martin : I was, in high school.
Jiminy Glick : [effeminate tone] Yoo-hoo!
[normal voice]
Jiminy Glick : Ha ha! Everyone must've stared at ya! Talk about bein' gay!
[Steve cracks up]
Jiminy Glick : What was that about? Why wouldn't you join the team, like normal fellas? Why would you wanna get the pom-poms and go and be like a big silly "Yoo-hoo!"?
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Jiminy Glick : You know, Kevin Kline, he had an attitude I didn't appreciate.
Dixie Glick : Really?
Jiminy Glick : Yes, he did.
Dixie Glick : I found him delightful.
Jiminy Glick : I loved him in "Sophie's Choice". I don't remember anything else he's done, and I told him that. And suddenly he looks at me like I'm like this idiot or this fool. And you know what? I resented that. And suddenly I decided that I hated him in "Sophie's Choice".
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Jiminy Glick : Let's talk about communists.
Steve Martin : In Hollywood?
Jiminy Glick : In Hollywood. Are they still "pulling the strings"? You read this, that they're pulling the strings. How does Steve Martin feel about such things that I just said?
Steve Martin : There's a lot of communism in Hollywood, a lot of people are communists.
Jiminy Glick : No! To this day?
Steve Martin : Yes, a lot of...
Jiminy Glick : Operating the studios?
Steve Martin : Yes they are.
Jiminy Glick : Running the town?
Steve Martin : But I would never, uh, y'know, name names.
Jiminy Glick : You wouldn't name names?
Steve Martin : No, I would not name names.
Jiminy Glick : Like if I said Meg Ryan...
Steve Martin : Communist. Yeah. Absolutely.
Jiminy Glick : Meg Ryan is a communist?
Steve Martin : Exactly.
Jiminy Glick : "The girl next door" is the "red girl next door"?
Steve Martin : Absolutely.
Jiminy Glick : Oh, that's stunning.
Steve Martin : Tom Hanks.
Jiminy Glick : [astonished] Tom Hanks!
Steve Martin : Uma Thurman.
Jiminy Glick : I knew that. That I've heard. I've heard that.
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Kevin Kline : Excuse me, can I help you?
Jiminy Glick : You're just wonderful.
Kevin Kline : Well, thank you. And you are...?
Jiminy Glick : Jiminy Glick.
Kevin Kline : Jiminy?
Jiminy Glick : Jiminy Glick.
[They shake hands]
Kevin Kline : Jiminy Glick.
Jiminy Glick : I'm covering this. Some press. We're doing some interviews.
Kevin Kline : Oh, very good. You're from - you're local?
Jiminy Glick : I'm from the Middle West. Butte, Montana.
Kevin Kline : Butte, Montana?
Jiminy Glick : Yes.
Kevin Kline : And you're in Toronto?
Jiminy Glick : Well, it's so weird they sent me here...
Kevin Kline : There are no Film Festivals in Butte?
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David Lynch : My name is David Lynch. I'm a director.
Jiminy Glick : Well, who isn't, dear?