Fat Pizza (2003)
Paul Fenech: Pauly Falzoni, Alfredo Falzoni
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Quotes
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Ivan : [dazed after slaughtering two backpackers] Jobs done, Pauly. Let's go.
Pauly Falzoni : [cluelessly] But, what's all the blood, man?
Ivan : Ah, kangaroo, mate.
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Pauly Falzoni : [after kicking Ronnie McDoggle in the genitals] That's right in the McNuggets, mate!
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Pauly Falzoni : [about looking up a lady's skirt] I know I should not have been looking. But, man, it was like an eclipse of the sun. It's bad for you to look... but you must keep looking.
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Pauly Falzoni : I need a couple o' bucks t' ...
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
Pauly Falzoni : Jus' give me two bucks.
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
Pauly Falzoni : 50 cents.
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
Pauly Falzoni : Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
Pauly Falzoni : Can I use the toilet without paying?
Bobo Gigliotti : No!
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Ronnie McDoggle : [Pauly has just hit a car approaching after speeding. A guy dressed as a clown comes out of the car, furious] Oh, you malaka! Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!
Pauly Falzoni : [to the guy in the clown costume, thinking he is Ronald McDonald] What're you supposed to be, what, Ronnie McDoggle? Mate, what's with the ethnic accent? Everyone knows he's a Scottish-American, man!
Ronnie McDoggle : [pointing at Pauly, angrily] Why do *you* think I got the most successful franchise in the world, you suck-ass?
Pauly Falzoni : Oh, tell me, McStooge!
Ronnie McDoggle : Because, I'm a Greek,
[Greek music starts playing]
Ronnie McDoggle : and Greeks are the champions of takeaway! Oh, what do you think I'm gonna call the business, McSpiro's?
[Ronnie McDoggle cracks up laughing and falls to the floor, laughing]
Ronnie McDoggle : Stop!
[continues laughing]
Pauly Falzoni : [thinking he was laughing at him] Oh, you wanna laugh do ya?
Ronnie McDoggle : [still laughing] No, mate, I'm cracking up!
[continues laughing]
Ronnie McDoggle : You're giving me a McStitch!
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Pauly Falzoni : [splitting up detention centre escapees after organizing breakout] Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! Look, yous refugees stick out like dogs balls! We're gonna get caught! Go that way to Mecca! Go! And yous! There's money in them bushes! Money!
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Pauly Falzoni : [giving baby he's accidentally stolen to a wild animal] Dingo, take it back, mate.