- Charlie Miller: [watching Vernon practice] Christ... I can see the brief from here...
- Vernon: I'm not even dealing deuces, asshole.
- Charlie Miller: Well, then, they're lousy-lookin' tops.
- Charlie Miller: [during a Mexican standoff, over the phone] Hello? No, I don't know anything about a fucking ring.
- Larry Jennings: I only had four girlfriends in my entire life, and they were all tens.
- Leipzig: Well, it looks like your girlfriends were all fucking guys named Jack.