George of the Jungle 2 (2003 Video)
Keith Scott: Narrator
Quotes
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[George crashes into tree]
Narrator : And in case you were worried, the new George takes a tree as well as Brendan Fraser.
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Narrator : With Shep down for the count, George felt the need to rally his troops.
George : Don't worry! George not know meaning of defeat! George not know meaning of most words. But especially defeat! And George will stand here just as long as George's name is...
[George gets conked in the head by two coconuts]
George : ...Herb.
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Narrator : Meanwhile, back in the jungle, George was taking care of some serious jungle business.
Ursula : George, the sink's stuffed again!
Narrator : Well, kind of serious.
George : Don't worry. George fix.
[they go in front of each other, but George moves her to side]
George : Ok.
[searches sink]
George : Ah.
[continues searching and finds problem]
George : Huh.
[pulls snake]
George : Hey, come here.
[George pulls on snake, but it is stuck in sink. He strains and finally pulls the whole sink out]
Ursula : Oh!
[looks up at George scoldingly]
Ursula : [George smiles sheepishly]
Ursula : [trips on plate] Woah!
Tookie : Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie! Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie!
Ursula : George, you better answer the bird.
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Narrator : Feeling dazed and confused, or more dazed and confused than normal, George sought professional help.
George : [Tookie language] Meekee kyukkya.
Tookie : Aah... Tookie Tookie!
[talking in unintelligible Tookie language and Tookie bangs head against pole]
Tookie : [angry] Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie!
George : [abruptly stops] George know Tookie trying, but need talk to brother Ape. Maybe Tookie fly to get brother ape?
[pulls postcard from loincloth]
George : Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie?
Tookie : Nu-uh.
George : [sighs] Then George just talk more.
Tookie : [flies out] Aak! Tookie Tookie!
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Narrator : So, with his devoted son and dormant wife, George headed back to his homeland. After getting a tip from Brendan Fraser, who was cramped during the first picture, this time he made sure to get a bigger crate.
George Jr : Dad? I'm afraid. What're we gonna do about mom?
George : [sighs] George not know. But Ursula not recognize George even before George level her. What Ape think?
Ape : Either we should check the crate for pods, or she's in some sort of hypnotic trance. She doesn't know who you are.
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Narrator : And they would've had their big, bonecrushing fight for the kingdom, had it not been for the secret trick Ape taught him when they were kids.
George Jr : The ear, George!
[George pulls lion's ear and lion falls]
George Jr : Woah, cool.
Ape : There, see?
George : [sighs] George wish life always this easy.
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Narrator : Feeling more alone than Sigfried without Roy, our dauntless daring defiant jungle gunslinger went out to save the Bukuvu.
[George and dozers advance on each other]
Narrator : But soon his friends joined him. Like the Magnificent Seven, if they hadn't been magnificent. And they consisted of a dim-witted king, an elephant who thought he was a dog, an ape, a bird, a little monkey, and a kangaroo. They marched, flew, and hopped out to meet the enemy.
Tookie : Tookie Tookie!
Narrator : And just between you and me, it didn't look good.
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Narrator : But, luckily for George, after a delayed reaction to his insouciant iambic pentameter, the jungle's other vacillating varmits joined the fight with their potent potentate. For those of you without a thesaurus, that's: After a delayed reaction to his speech, the other animals joined the bruhaha with their king.
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Narrator : George realized that the only way to win was to fight fire with... coconuts?
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Narrator : George still had one more official duty.
[kisses Tiffany]
Tiffany : George!
Narrator : Helping Ursula bring her friends out of their hypnotic trance.
[kisses Courtney]
Courtney : Ooh, George.
[kisses Betsy]
George : Eee!
[Betsy pulls him close]
Betsy : [while kissing] But I still don't recognize him. Stan? Stan? Is that you? Hey, Stan?
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Narrator : Imagining the steel of the deleterious dozers separating his upper half from his lower, George led his troops in a slow and orderly retreat.
[George panics and runs away]
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Narrator : Yes, that's Ursula's foppish former fiancé, Lyle Van de Groot. You remember the graceful Van de Groot from the first movie.
[the Narrator refreshes the audience's memory by showing the scene from the previous film when Lyle fell into some elephant droppings in the jungle]
Lyle : [humiliated and annoyed with the Narrator] Was it really necessary to show that scene?
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Narrator : Lyle and the women were still searching our simple simian's shorts.
Sally : What now? It'll take us years to go throught the rest of these.
Narrator : And it would have too, had the precise, practical, pragmatic Ursula not labeled them.
Lyle : [searches one] Ooh-ooh feathers.
[searches another]
Lyle : Hyena burger.
[searches a third one]
Lyle : Wait a second. Deed.