George of the Jungle 2 (2003 Video)
John Cleese: Ape
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Quotes
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Ape : I'm happy to see you too. What are you doing here?
George : George here to help. Tookie say Ape in trouble. Broke. Busted. No Benjamins.
Ape : Broke? It's all a big misunderstanding. I'm perfectly fine. That's why I'm... giving away all my furniture.
George : George happy Ape perfectly fine. Only wish George perfectly fine.
Ape : What's the matter?
George : Ursula think George spend too much time with animals. Animals think George spend too much time with Ursula. George so upset, think about taking off neck crown.
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Narrator : So, with his devoted son and dormant wife, George headed back to his homeland. After getting a tip from Brendan Fraser, who was cramped during the first picture, this time he made sure to get a bigger crate.
George Jr : Dad? I'm afraid. What're we gonna do about mom?
George : [sighs] George not know. But Ursula not recognize George even before George level her. What Ape think?
Ape : Either we should check the crate for pods, or she's in some sort of hypnotic trance. She doesn't know who you are.
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Narrator : And they would've had their big, bonecrushing fight for the kingdom, had it not been for the secret trick Ape taught him when they were kids.
George Jr : The ear, George!
[George pulls lion's ear and lion falls]
George Jr : Woah, cool.
Ape : There, see?
George : [sighs] George wish life always this easy.
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[George and Ape crash into Las Vegas' Empire State Building]
Ape : [to the audience] You didn't think we were going to pass up this parody.
[Ape reaches to help George, looking like King Kong]
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[Light shines on George, Ape, and Rocky]
Kowalski : Going somewhere?
Ape : Who are you? Xena, Princess of Vegas?
Sally : We'll see how funny you are when you're stuck in our special cage at the Van de Groot Zoo. In case you've forgotten, you still owe us 17 years of employment.
Kowalski : Get moving.