Der Wixxer (2004)

Thomas Fritsch: Earl of Cockwood

Quotes 

• Butler Alfons Hatler : I could be your Führer...

  Earl of Cockwood : Not today.

• Earl of Cockwood : Hate is a perfect requirement for a working marriage.

• Earl of Cockwood : [Imitating jury member Dieter Bohlen of "Deutschland sucht den Superstar", Germany's version of Pop Idol]  First, let me tell what I liked - nothing. And now what I didn't like - the rest of it. We'll be in touch.

  [shoots the singer, causing the other female captives to panic] 

  Earl of Cockwood : Ladies, ladies, calm down, this is only an audition!