Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

Chris Parnell: Du-ug

Quotes 

• My-ik : Du-ug, this is our mission: number one, come to planet Earth. Number two, annihilate all human life. There is no number three, develop a drinking problem; number four, fall in love with a divorced hussy!

  Du-ug : She was bewitching me, My-ik!

• Du-ug : Have you any more Smirnoff Ice?

  Kenny : Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge.

  Du-ug : You will die painlessly!

• [at the cleaners; My-ik and Du-ug are in seperate, adjoining changing stalls, trying on robes as their jumpsuits are being cleaned] 

  My-ik : Du-ug, I feel so... sexy!

  Du-ug : I feel impossibly sexy!

  [a pause] 

  My-ik and Du-ug : [shout]  Sexy!

• [on their way into the fast food restaurant shortly after arriving in Palmdale] 

  My-ik : We will speak to the leader of this fried kingdom, Du-ug. We will command him to surrender Earth, and bring to us all its citizens!

  Du-ug : Our triumph will be quick and absolute, My-ik!

  My-ik : You have never been more correct, Du-ug. Our mere presence here will cause these lowly beings to bow down before us... wait...

  [My-ik and Du-ug reach into their pockets and pull out their make-up kits; they have shrunk] 

  Du-ug : Damn the shrinkage! The Kabijjian magnificance of our make-up kits has been so diminished! Oh, how I long to slather my face in a thick, chunky foundation!

  My-ik : The quicker our triumph, Du-ug, the quicker we'll be clogging our pores again.

  [they both proceed to apply make-up to their faces] 

• Du-ug : My-ik?

  My-ik : Yes, Du-ug?

  Du-ug : Do you like Smirnoff Ice?

  My-ik : No.

  Du-ug : Me neither... I wonder if there's any more left in the refrigerator?