- Sushil Kumar: [to Charles Dance] Your fans are known as Charlie's Angels. Is that because there are only three of them?
- Sushil Kumar: [to Helena Bonham-Carter] In this country you are seen as the epitome of elegance and good manners. But I personally was very, very happy to see you in Fight Club playing a right old slut. Did you enjoy it?
- Sushil Kumar: [to David Hasselhoff about Bay Watch] There were lots of characters on that show with plastic breasts.
- Sushil Kumar: Not to mention the women.