Nayak: The Real Hero (2001)

Saurabh Shukla: Pandurang

Quotes 

• Shivaji Rao Gaekwad : [Reaching the hospital after issuing the bomb alert]  Mr. Bansal why have you called me here ? We were supposed to have Pandurang arrested and interrogated.

  Bansal : Sir that walking drum roll got the word we're gonna nab him, so he feigned ill health and is hiding here.

  [Entering Saurabh Shukla's ward] 

  Bansal : Take a look, he's lying on the bed like a sliced watermelon.

  Shivaji Rao Gaekwad : [to Saurabh Shukla]  Mr. Pandurang, we've an important issue to discuss with you. I hope you'll co-operate.

  Bansal : [Seeing Saurabh Shukla gesturing them to leave]  Wow, what an acting performance isn't it Sir.

  Balraj Chauhan's legal counsel : [to Anil Kapoor and Paresh Rawal]  Excuse me Sir, my client suffers from high cholesterol, high diabetes and multiple organ failure. So kindly leave and let him rest.

  Bansal : [Comically mocking Chandramani Jangde]  So you've left legal practice and become a doctor ?

  Balraj Chauhan's legal counsel : I am not saying so, take a look at his medical reports here.

  Shivaji Rao Gaekwad : [Understanding the folly]  Mr. Bansal, what treatment is Mr. Pandurang subject to ?

  Bansal : Sir, Mr. Pandurang suffered from an infectious growth on his leg which transformed into gangrene, so we had to cut off that leg.

  Pandurang : [Wakes up screaming]  No, what've you done, my leg ?

  Bansal : It's upstairs, drying in the sun.

  Shivaji Rao Gaekwad : [Playing along]  Mr. Bansal further treatment would also be required right ?

  Pandurang : [Realising his game's up]  No treatment would be required, I am fully fit, take a look

  [stretches his muscles] 

  Pandurang : .

  Bansal : Before dying, everyone thinks the same. After all, you also have hypertension, organ failure amongst others.

  Balraj Chauhan's legal counsel : Sir you're harassing my client, please leave.

  Pandurang : Aye Counselor, you leave damn it.

  [Turns to Anil Kapoor and Paresh Rawal] 

  Pandurang : Sir, all these certificates and reports are fake, fabricated. I swear on my Mother.

  Shivaji Rao Gaekwad : [On seeing Chandramani Jangde bang his hands on his bald head]  Get lost, immediately.

  Balraj Chauhan's legal counsel : [to Saurabh Shukla, furiously]  Go to hell

  [leaves] 

  Balraj Chauhan's legal counsel : .

  Shivaji Rao Gaekwad : [Closes in on Saurabh Shukla, in a serious tone]  Now, Pandu, tell us where have you planted the bombs ?

  Pandurang : [Trying to downplay the event]  Tiger Bomb or Zhandu Bomb ?

  Bansal : Trying to act funny, ha ha ha. Listen up Pandu, speak out the truth OR you ain't leaving this place alive.

  Pandurang : [Feigning ignorance]  Sir what are you saying, I am not able to comprehend.

  Shivaji Rao Gaekwad : Pandu, by presenting fake medical certificates, you've landed in your own trap. Now, if we're to cut off your hands or your legs, nobody gives a damn.

  Bansal : [Brings a cutter cum driller]  Pandu Bhai, choose any one of my 3 fingers

  Pandurang : [Frightened]  What's this finger for ?

  Bansal : For your other leg.

  Pandurang : So the other finger ?

  Bansal : For your hands.

  Pandurang : [Terrified]  So what's the last one for ?

  Bansal : That's for your special organ

  [referring to his penis] 

  Bansal : .

  Pandurang : No, please, don't cut anything. I'll tell you the locations. The first bomb is outside the State Bank building. The second, at VT Station. The third, at the parking booth of the blue cabs.

  Bansal : [Revealing his severed leg was a hoax]  Here take your furniture.

  Pandurang : [Delighted]  Hey I haven't lost my legs. Ganpati Bappa Morya.

  [Asking Paresh Rawal] 

  Pandurang : Now can I sleep ?

  Bansal : [In a sarcastic tone]  Sleep tight in the lockup.

• Pandurang : [after completing Puri's bail procedures in the corruption case]  Dada, that day in the village, a guy merely poked his nail into your wrists and you broke off his hands. This scum

  [referring to Anil Kapoor] 

  Pandurang : laid his claws onto your face and you spared him ?

  Balraj Chauhan (Chief Minister) : I've merely spared him, not forgiven him. And for all what he did with me till now, I'll begin his final rituals, pouring upon him with milk, honey, BLOOD.