Daria in 'Is It College Yet?' (2002 TV Movie)
Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer
Quotes
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[Daria and Jane discuss their college plans at Pizza King]
Jane Lane : What about you? Still thinking about
[in snooty voice]
Jane Lane : Bromwell?
Daria Morgendorffer : They don't really talk like that... I hope. Anyway, I'm applying because it's an outstanding university, not because the students engage in the rectal transport of steel rods.
Jane Lane : The Equestrian Club must be in constant pain.
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[last lines]
Jane Lane : To college! I can't wait! What do you think we'll find when we get there?
Daria Morgendorffer : Hmm... That the students are shockingly ignorant, the professors self-centered and corrupt, and the entire system geared soley to the pursuit of funding?
Jane Lane : Hmmm, yes. You know that thing I said about you getting soft?
Daria Morgendorffer : Yeah?
Jane Lane : I take it back.
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Jane Lane : You're getting soft around the edges, Morgendorffer.
Daria Morgendorffer : Maybe, or maybe you've got glaucoma.
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Jane Lane : [about Tom] He said he looked up to you?
Daria Morgendorffer : Isn't that weird? Flattering, but weird.
Jane Lane : No... I guess I could see where people would value your opinion and take what you say very seriously.
Daria Morgendorffer : Really? Where can I meet these people?
Jane Lane : Well, I kind of take what you say seriously.
Daria Morgendorffer : What's in that cup?
Jane Lane : That's why, after your constant haranguing and brow-beating, I went ahead and sent my portfolio to BFAC... and got in.
Daria Morgendorffer : [smiles] Jane Lane! What did you say?
Jane Lane : You. Me. College. Same town. Be ready to have your ass dragged to more parties.
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Lindy : Quinn, I'm so glad you wanted to see A Kiss Before Heaven. I can't help myself; I'm a sucker for those tear-jerkers.
Quinn Morgendorffer : Are you kidding? I love hospital room movies. And I hate seeing them with guys. They always get mad because nothing blows up.
Lindy : Guys love explosions, and rocket attacks, and death rays. They don't understand how much more fun it is to watch someone die slowly.
Quinn Morgendorffer : I know!
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[On Jane's plans to go to an art college after graduation]
Trent Lane : I don't really think you're a sell-out.
Jane Lane : Well, that's not exactly an apology, but you know what they say about beggars.
Trent Lane : That they'll only spend it on booze?
Jane Lane : Never mind.
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Jane Lane : Behold, Daria. The group dynamic you crave so much.
Daria Morgendorffer : I suppose pulling out a can of mace right now would be considered bad form.
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Trent Lane : Um, why do you want to go to art college? You're already an artist.
Jane Lane : I know, but I want to be a starving artist so I need to ring up more debt.