- Mogie Yellow Lodge: Well, maybe there is one thing you can do for me.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: What?
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: Help me blow the nose off George Washington at Rushmore.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: I'm not afraid to die. No, maybe I lie when I say I'm not afraid. I'm very afraid. So be it.
- Cop: Jeez, Yellow Lodge, what the hell happened to you?
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: I had a head-on with a rock.
- Verdell Weasel Tail: That's funny, Rudy. You oughta be a comedian or something like Letterman. Except you look like Jay Leno!
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: I think Moagie's mind short-circuited in Vietnam. It was such a freak show over there.
- Stella: He got wounded right?
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Three times. Three purple hearts. Idiot awards he called them. He hocked them for wine money.
- Stella: Jeez.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: I'm sorry, Herbie. What an asshole you got for a dad.
- Herbie Yellow Lodge: No! No I wouldn't trade you in for anybody.
- Geraldine: Rudy, you there?
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Don't tell me Geraldine, drunks fighting again, am I right?
- Geraldine: Nope. Drunken brawl is the way it was called in. That's different, right?
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Oh yeah, that's a brand new one!
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: When your turn comes, I'll be waiting to welcome you in to the spirit world, if that's where I'm headed. That is what scares me the most. What if the waiscu is right? There is a hell and I get shipped there. Well, at least I got a 50/50 chance. I love you all.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: You're gonna lay down and get some rest tough guy.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: What if I pee my pants?
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: It wouldn't be the first time!
- SweatLeader ( Man Loading Rocks): So what's up?
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: I been messing around with a married woman. And a couple weeks ago I hit my head on a rock.
- SweatLeader ( Man Loading Rocks): Rocks can be very spiritual things, Rudy. Our sacred Black Hills, paha sapha, where American carved its Presidents into the sacred rocks.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Never given much thought to rocks, on a spiritual level.
- SweatLeader ( Man Loading Rocks): Skins have forgotten the forces that live around them.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: You said you had somethin you wanted to tell me.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: It doesn't matter now, anyway.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: So then tell me.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Okay. I'm a vigilante.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: What, you mean like Rambo?
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Iktomie, the trickster spider, a Lakota spirit, had reappeared in my life. I was 10 years old when we first met in the outhouse one spring morning.
- Young Mogie: What's wrong with you, Rudy?
- Young Rudy: Black widow! Black widow bit my nuts!
- Anchorwoman: And you sir, what would you suggest the government do to improve the living conditions on the rez?
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: I'd like the Great White Father in Washington to send me a big woman. Big, fat woman, so that when I sleep with her, she'll cover up all the cracks in my shack, stop the wind from blowing through. Hey, you wanna see me piss my pants!
- Verdell Weasel Tail: Jeez, you can trust me.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Weasel Tail, I couldn't trust you as far as I can throw you. So fuck you, you tub of shit!
- Verdell Weasel Tail: I ain't no fuck Indian. You're the official ass sniffer of the police department. You'all think you're too good for us grassroots Indians!
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: What'd you say me and you go to a picnic?
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: You, me and the cops at a picnic. You pricks are always throwing me in jail. What ya wanna do, have a Moagie toss!
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Do you wanna go or not?
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: No offense, Rudolph, but you guys are nothing but a bunch of dipshits and dildos.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: There's free beer.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: Let's get out here.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: That's not all I did.
- [referring to his burn scars]
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: I didn't know you hated me that much.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: I don't hate you, Moagie! How the hell was I supposed to know you were up there? I don't know what else to say, I'm sorry.