About a Boy (2002)

Augustus Prew: Ali

Quotes 

• Marcus : I used to want Will to marry my mom.

  Ali : You serious?

  Marcus : Yeah, but that was when she was depressed and I was desperate.

  Will : Thanks, mate.

• Marcus : Oh, don't worry, I think your mum is keen on him.

  Ali : [shouting]  She's not keen on him! She's only keen on me!

• Ali : I tell you, if your dad goes out with my mum, then you're dead. Really, dead.

  Marcus : Oh, don't worry. He's all right.

  Ali : I don't care if he's all right! I don't want him going out with my mum. So I don't wanna see him, or you, around here ever again, OK?

  Marcus : Well, I'm not really sure it's up to me.

  Ali : Well it better be! Or you're gonna die.

  Marcus : [voiceover]  I was beginning to get the feeling that this kid Ali was a serial killer.

  Marcus : Can I have a go on your computer? What games have you got?

  Ali : Are you listening to me?

  Marcus : Yeah, it's just that I can't really do much at the moment, can I? I mean, Will - that's my dad - well, he likes your mum, and I think she's keen on him.

  Ali : [shouting]  She's not keen on him! She's only keen on me!

• Rachel : Ali has trouble meeting new people. You see, the last guy I went out with, well, he wasn't all good news.

  Ali : [loudly]  He was a liar!

  Rachel : All right Ali.