- Carlos: I want an independent woman. But at the same time, she must be totally commited to her partner. I don't like submissive women, but on the other hand, she must know that her main role in life is make me happy.
- Maria: 9 o'clock... You know what a boring Lourdes is about punctuality. Please don't be late as usual.
- Carlos: I'd rather only show up in time for coffee.
- Maria: You're always arguing with Lourdes.
- Carlos: I hate her dinners parties, that's all.
- Maria: You always have fun...
- Carlos: After a couple of whiskies I'd even enjoy a funeral.
- Pedro: I hate dreaming. If it was a bad dream, you have cold sweats. And a good dream is just a dream... I hate dreaming!
- Carlos: Pedro, would you be capable of waiting for someone?
- Pedro: I am waiting...
- Carlos: Seriously, could you wait for a woman for very long time?
- Pedro: I'm not exactly famous for being patient with the opposite sex. How long?
- Carlos: 15 years.
- Pedro: 15 years?! I thought you mean half an hour, 20 minutes! No woman deserves that long...
- Carlos' Mother: It's because you always find something wrong with everyone of your girlfriends.
- Carlos: They all had problems!
- Carlos' Mother: What is wrong with Marta?
- Carlos: Talked too much!
- Carlos' Mother: And Renata?
- Carlos: Talked too little!
- Carlos' Mother: And Verinha?
- Carlos: She was agitated, couldn't keep still...
- Carlos' Mother: And Laís?
- Carlos: Laís was weird. She liked iranian movies!
- Carlos: I don't know what I did to her treat me so bad.
- Pedro: Nothing! You just dumped her for the guy you played soccer with on Tuesday nights. What a better reason than that?
- Carlos: This things happen...
- Pedro: Sure they do. But usually guys play a game with their friends, talk a load of nonsense and then go home smelling of beer. That's not exactly what happened to you...
- Meeting agency's secretary: Intellectual?
- Carlos: No way! Cultured, yes! But not intellectual! She should be refined, speak two or three languages, enjoy poetry, jazz and movies... Preferably Woody Allen and Truffaut, if possible.
- Júlia's friend: Pedro is gorgeous. Is he single?
- Julia: No. He's married!
- Júlia's friend: Shit! Handsome men are either gay or married...
- Julia: Well, this one is gay and married.
- Júlia's friend: Lucky I found out!