Special Unit 2 (2001–2002)
Michael Landes: Detective Nicholas O'Malley
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Quotes
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[Special Unit 2 is trying to find a revived mummy]
Nick O'Malley : How do we kill 'em?
Sean Ratham : Can't kill'em, O'Malley, cause they're already dead.
Nick O'Malley : You know what I mean, can we shoot 'em?
Sean Ratham : No internal organs to disrupt.
Nick O'Malley : Ah, we'll light it on fire.
Sean Ratham : Not internally flammable.
Nick O'Malley : Drown 'em?
Benson : How many more ways of hurting things can you think of?
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Nick O'Malley : You said the stun gun would knock out that thing for an hour. ONE hour!
Ratham : It's possible we didn't... fully appreciate... the mummy's background.
Nick O'Malley : Ok, forget the stun gun. I want a C-4 grenade. I want a Bazooka. I want an Anti-Tank Missle!
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Benson : How does Special Unit 2 know I'm not going to tell everybody the whole thing?
Nick O'Malley : The captain only picks people he feels he can trust. But transfers are not a problem for most people.
Benson : Why, do they all get killed?
Nick O'Malley : Well, one guy lived but he just sits in a room and talks to himself.
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Benson : If you're right about us not having relationships, it really won't be much of an adjustment for me. I usually scare guys anyway.
Nick O'Malley : By telling them what you've seen, that no one else has?
Benson : No, by telling them what I really think about everything. By being honest.
Nick O'Malley : Well, that's always a mistake in a relationship.
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Nick O'Malley : [answering phone] This is Nick, loving every moment of my life and yours. Hello.
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[repeated line]
Nick O'Malley : How do we kill it?
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Benson : [O'Malley and Carl are laughing and hollering after blowing up a building] What are you two so happy about?
Nick O'Malley : We just saved some guy's life, killed some vicious murdering Links and blew up something big. I'd call that a pretty good night.
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[Kate Benson is checking O'Malley's pockets so she can arrest him]
Nick O'Malley : By the way, the clock's ticking. We have to stop a massacre. So you might want to hurry it along.
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Kendall : Don't even waste your time trying to negotiate with me. I do it for a living and I've probably made more money this year than you'll ever make in your entire life.
Nick O'Malley : Well, at least I don't turn into a Great Dane every month.
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Nick O'Malley : Remember, guns don't kill people, gargoyles do.
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Carl : Hey, I still scare the ladies.
Nick O'Malley : Just not the way you want to.
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Nick O'Malley : [when about to leave a murder-site, Carl has left the car without permission] Would you get back in the car?
Carl : Try asking nicely.
Nick O'Malley : Please get back in the car, or I'll beat you senseless?
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Nick O'Malley : There's no smoking in here.
Parasite : What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Nick O'Malley : No, but I'll hold this blowtorch to your head.
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Benson [ : Put that gun away.
Nick O'Malley : Okay. Right after I shoot him.
