Girlfriends (2000–2008)
Jill Marie Jones: Antoinette 'Toni' Marie Childress Garrett
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Quotes
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Joan Clayton : My mother always said, "When love runs out on you, God sends you love's equivalent... or better."
Toni Childs : I thought she said, "When you run out of love's lubricant, use butter."
Joan Clayton : What?
Toni Childs : What? Your momma does mumble. And we both know she's a freak.
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Maya Wilkes : Thanks for watching my little man, Toni.
Toni Childs : No problem. Jamal is a very wise young man.
Maya Wilkes : For the last time Toni, his name is Jabari.
Toni Childs : But he looks like a Jamal.
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Toni Childs : Maya, how'd you get so smart?
Maya Wilkes : Oh, girl, I'm an authoress. I gots to know stuff.
Toni Childs : I guess you don't "gots" to know grammar.
Maya Wilkes : At least I didn't miss my baby's first doctor's appointment!
Toni Childs : At least I didn't leave my baby on the bus!
Maya Wilkes : Bus *stop*! Get it right, bitch.
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Dr. Todd Garrett : You paid $500 for shoes!
Toni Childs : Boots, Todd. I'm not an idiot.
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Maya Wilkes : [recounting story of Jabari as a newborn] Let's just say LA Transit gets a bad rap. Because they do return lost items.
Toni Childs : You left Jingle-Jangle on the bus?
Maya Wilkes : No! I left Jingle-Jangle at the bus stop.
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Toni Childs : [on converting to Judaism] I'm already on standby for heaven as it is. I'm not straying from the path I've chosen.
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Toni Childs : [referring to Maya's son Jabari] I'm waiting, Ju ju bee.
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Toni Childs : [referring to Maya's son Jabari] We all love Gymboree.
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Toni Childs : Where's my phone sheet?
Shelby Girard : On your zip disk.
Toni Childs : Nuh-uh, I don't zip-a-dee-do that. I want my phone sheet on paper.
Shelby Girard : Has Enron taught you nothing?
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Toni Childs : Hey, Jolly Rancher
Jabari Wilkes : It's *Jabari*!
Toni Childs : Why is he yelling at me in gibberish?
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Toni Childs : Shelby, I want my employees to show some initiative, but only when I tell them too.
