Ed (2000–2004)
Justin Long: Warren Cheswick
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Quotes
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[Ed shows up at the high school in a suit of armor to give Carol flowers]
Warren Cheswick : This sucks! I was up all night carving Jello!
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Warren Cheswick : What's zeroing down?
Donna Tozzi : What?
Warren Cheswick : You know instead of what's going down... What's zeroing... never mind.
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Warren Cheswick : Ok, like, we can't eat that much popcorn and drink that much soda. For the love of God! No one can!
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Warren Cheswick : What about that time you busted into our class wearing that fruity-ass knight suit?
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Warren Cheswick : [his anti-SAT rallying cry] Pencils DOWN!
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[Ed is talking to Carol's class about being a lawyer]
Carol Vessey : Does anyone have any questions for Mr. Stevens?
[Warren raises his hand]
Carol Vessey : Warren?
Warren Cheswick : Yeah, I was just wondering, umm... when you invite a client over to your office for the first time, and they see that it's, like... in a bowling alley, or whatever... umm... are they ever, like, "Thanks, but I think I'm gonna find a lawyer whose office is *not* in a bowling alley," or...
Ed Stevens : It happens. Sometimes.