- [Bryant and Murphy are shoveling horse manure at a stable after being reassigned when Bryant walks up to the rear end of a horse standing nearby]
- Officer Dave Bryant: Hey, Murphy. Doesn't that remind you of the captain?
- [the double entendre goes right past Murphy]
- Officer Buford Murphy: What are you talking about? That's just the horse's buns.
- Captain Cook: I have had it up to here with you dimwits! As of now, I'm having you reassigned immediately.
- Officer Buford Murphy: Captain, with that in mind, may I have a request for a transfer to the beach patrol?
- [Captain Cook looks as if he is about to explode when he leans in towards Murphy]
- Captain Cook: [quietly] Murphy... get out.
- Officer Buford Murphy: Huh? I didn't get that.
- Captain Cook: [shouting very loud] GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!