Celebrity Deathmatch (1998–2007)
Chris Edgerly: Nick Diamond, Mills Lane
Quotes
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Johnny Gomez : What the?
[to Nick]
Johnny Gomez : WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TAPE?
Nick Diamond : Oh shoot, I...
Johnny Gomez : Don't tell me! You have the only copy of this historic Beatles fight with all these new songs and you've recorded over its- Tell me it's not true!
Nick Diamond : What can I say, Johnny? I'm a JAG Maniac!
Johnny Gomez : You're a JAG Off!
[to the audience]
Johnny Gomez : Sorry folks. I'll make sure he pays for this. For Celebrity Deathmatch, I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick Diamond : And I'm...
Johnny Gomez : [to Nick] A DEAD man!
[to the audience]
Johnny Gomez : Good fight, good night!
[Punching Nick 2 times, to Nick]
Johnny Gomez : You stupid, harmless-!