Snatch (2000)
Goldie: Bad Boy Lincoln
Quotes
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Sol : You are a bad-boy yardie, and bad-boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies.
Bad Boy Lincoln : I create the bodies. I don't erase the bodies.
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Vinny : [Vinny brings a dog into the shop while Sol is examining a diamond for Bad Bay Lincoln] Bad Boy. Sol.
Bad Boy Lincoln : Easy.
Sol : No, it's a moissanite.
Bad Boy Lincoln : A what-in-ite?
Sol : A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse, mate. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... fuck-all.
[he hands back the stone]
Vinny : Bad Boy, I keep tellin' ya, stick to being a gangster. Leave this game to me and Sol.
Bad Boy Lincoln : Laters.
[he walks out]
Sol : What is that, Vince?
Vinny : This is a dog, Sol.
Sol : You are NOT bringing that thing in here.
Vinny : What's your problem? It's only a fucking dog.
Sol : Where did you get it?
Vinny : The gyppos. Here.
[he tosses Sol a bag]
Vinny : They threw it in with a load of moody gold. You know gyppos, Sol. They're always throwing dogs in with deals.
Sol : Well, it better not be dangerous.
[Vinny takes the dog off its leash]
Sol : What do you think you're doing now?
Vinny : Well, I want him to get used to the shop, don't I?
[Boris opens the door and walks in; the dog runs out and Vinny takes off after it]
Vinny : Oi! Oi, stop the dog! Come back here!
Sol : All right, Boris? Don't worry about the dog.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : I'm not.
Sol : What can I do for you, Boris?
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : I have a job for you.
Sol : I already have a job.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : Fifty grand for half day's work.
Sol : Go on.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : I want you to hold up a bookies.
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[standing over Franky's body]
Bad Boy Lincoln : What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?
Sol : [sarcastic] To keep his head warm.
Bad Boy Lincoln : Well, what's the matter with him?
Vinny : He's been shot in the face, Lincoln. I would've thought that was obvious.