SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series 1999– ) Poster

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Quotes 

  • Fred : My leg!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by...

    [rumble of thunder] 

    SpongeBob SquarePants : ... a flying ice cream truck.

    [a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play] 

    SpongeBob SquarePants : And live!

    [the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing Spongebob] 

    Larry the Lobster : [on megaphone]  Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers.

  • Squidward : Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?

    Plankton : Do instruments of torture count?

    Squidward : No.

    Patrick : Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    Squidward : No Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horse Radish is not an instrument either.

  • Plankton : [yells]  Lady, someone should put you in a box to drift in the river!

    Elderly lady : [pauses, sadly]  ... you're right.

  • Plankton : SpongeBob what do you want?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Well it's just that it's Tuesday again sir and i was wondering if i can have my weekly performance review.

    Plankton : Review?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh yes please sir please!

    Plankton : But i've never reviewed anything. Except those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me.

  • Squidward : SpongeBob do you remember that talk we had about personal space?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : It's okay Squidward i'm official look!

    Squidward : Co-Cashier?

    Plankton : So have you two known each other long?

    Squidward : You can't do this to me Mr. Plankton! If you think i'm gonna stand out there all day listening to...

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

    Squidward : Then you must have coral wasted in your frontal lobe!

    Plankton : So what do you want me to do about it?

    Squidward : I'd like my view to be a little less yellow if you know what i mean.

    Plankton : Hope you like grey.

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward, i can see you though this little window.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants : Mega Bucket? You've used me for land development! That wasn't nice!

    Plankton : Haven't you heard SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world!

    [laughs evilly] 

  • Plankton : What's the deal Karen?

    Karen : The deal was that i paid Nat to eat your chum so you'd quit your constant complaining.

    Plankton : All this time i never had one regular costumer?

    Karen : Duh.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants : Hi Plankton.

    Plankton : What do you have mud in your ears? Take a hike!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Ah yes i remember. But i just wanted to tell you that the Krabby Patty secret formula is not i repeat not in the safe behind the painting in the Krusty Krab.

    Plankton : Why should i care? My whole life is been filled with tortured by that blasted whale.

    SpongeBob SquarePants : It's okay. Everybody has a secret fear! For instance Mr. Krabs's secret fear is

    [whispers] 

    Plankton : Really?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Mmm hmm. And guess what else? That was Mr. Krabs in a whale suit that you've been scared of.

    Plankton : You mean this entire time it's been Krabs masquerading as a whale? Why that conniving bottomfeeder!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Well certainly you wouldn't have such innocuous information would you?

    Plankton : Oh of course not.

    SpongeBob SquarePants : All righty back to your self destructive behavior Plankton. Thanks for the talk.

    Plankton : Oh no thank you!

    [laughs evilly] 

  • Mr. Krabs : Looks like you blew it again Plankton!

    Plankton : I did better then you Eugene!

    Mr. Krabs : Says who?

    SpongeBob : Now now now i think we need to calm down. Fighting is pointless You two would have the recipe by now if you worked together.

    Mr. Krabs : Okay fine! We'll work together.

    Plankton : Yeah i don't see that working out.

    SpongeBob : Not to worry gentlemen i have a plan.

  • SpongeBob : Ta da! I started the Flabby Patty restaurant just to get you two rascals to team up. And so the power of friendship triumphs again.

    Mr. Krabs : What? You mean all this was one of your goofball schemes?

    Plankton : Now now Krabs SpongeBob's taught us some very valuable lessons. Such as oh falling out of an airplane for instance.

    Mr. Krabs : Yeah. And how to commonly bludgeon meself.

    Plankton : In fact, i think it's time we repay him don't you?

    Mr. Krabs : Great idea pal! We'll teach you about teamwork.

    SpongeBob : [runs away screaming] 

    Mr. Krabs : Get back here!

    Plankton : We should do this more often Krabs.

  • Plankton : Aw man! I stole that Krabby Patty fair and square.

    Mr. Krabs : Oh poor wittle baby waby. Does wittle Pwanksy wanksy need his nappy wappy?

    [laughs] 

    SpongeBob : Why are you two always fighting? You were best palsie walsies once.

    [picks up Plankton] 

    Plankton : Hey!

    SpongeBob : Can't you two make up and be friends?

    Mr. Krabs : Yeeh those days are over SpongeBob

    Plankton : Krabs and i are bitter enemies!

    Mr. Krabs : And that's the way we like it.

    SpongeBob : If only there was some way to bring you two back together.

    Plankton : Forget it, SpongeBob Nothing will make me friends with Eugene Krabs

    [sniffing] 

    Plankton : What is that delicious smell?

    SpongeBob : [sniffing bad sent]  Bluh! That doesn't smell delicious!

  • Patrick : Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.

    Patrick , SpongeBob SquarePants : Thanks Plankton!

    Plankton : Ice cream? It shoots ice cream? Oversized ice cream maker!

  • Karen : Be friend the SpongeBob then when the timing is right take the Krabby Patty.

    Plankton : Take The Krabby Patty.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait a minute! Was this band just a front so you can steal the Krabby Patty secret formula?

    Plankton : What? No! I was in it for the music man!

  • Plankton : You haven't seen the last of me when i get out of here i'll hunt you down like a pack of... Hey! Can't you read? No flash photography!

  • Plankton : Curse You Mr. Krabs! Ouch!

  • Plankton : You better cough up that secret formula or else!

    Mr. Krabs : Plankton!

    Plankton : Krabs!

    Mr. Krabs : Plankton!

    Plankton : Krabs!

    SpongeBob : SpongeBob!

  • Karen : Plankton. One percent evil ninety nine percent hot gas.

    Plankton : Well this stinks.

  • Plankton : Curse you Mr. Krabs!

  • Plankton : I went to collage!

  • Mr. Krabs : Looks like you blew it again Plankton.

    Plankton : I did better than you Eugene!

    Mr. Krabs : Says who?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Now now I think we all need to calm down. Fighting is pointless. You two would have the recipe by now if you two worked together.

    Mr. Krabs : [growls]  Okay! Fine! We'll work together!

    Plankton : Yeah I don't see that working out.

  • Mr. Krabs : [when seeing the two PlanKrabs argue]  Geez. Is that what we sound like?

    Plankton : I hope not. Cause that's pathetic.

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