Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999 TV Movie)
Ross Shafer: Hand Duet
Quotes
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Hand Duet : All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One.
Loke Groundrunner : I'm sorry, what was that last part?
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Oobedoob Benubi : That's no moon...
[looks down at Hand's pants, which are revealing his butt crack]
Hand Duet : Oh, sorry... Let me hike these up.
[quickly pulls up his pants]