Day of the Tentacle (1993 Video Game)

Nick Jameson: Doctor Fred Edison, Doctor Red Edison, Zed Edison, Dwayne, John Hancock, Man in Ski Mask

Quotes 

• Laverne : This is all your fault Bernard.

  Dr. Fred : Behold, children! The Chron-O-John!

  Hoagie : Doc, can't you just send Bernard?

  Dr. Fred : No, you must all go to increase the odds that one of you will make it there alive.

  Bernard : Has any people even been hurt in this thing?

  Dr. Fred : Of course not! This is the first time, I never tried it on people.

• Bernard : Hey, Dr. Fred! We have to DO something!

  Dr. Fred : What do you suggest, college boy? No diamond for the central unit, no power for the Chron-O-Johns, a mutant monster of my own creation roaming the countryside, taking over the world! It's a dark day for mad science.

  Bernard : What if we unpollute the river?

  Dr. Fred : I could just shut off my Sludge-O-Matic, but it is too late...

  Bernard : You have a machine whose sole function is producing toxic waste?

  Dr. Fred : You can't have a high-tech laboratory like this and NOT spew poisonous filth! All the other mad scientists would laugh!

• Dr. Fred : I think I've made myself totally clear, Step one: Find Plans, Step two: Save World, Step three: Get out of my house! Let's get cracking!

• Dr. Fred : Soon we'll all be speaking... Well, English I guess.

• [Bernard, Laverne and Hoagie have been fused together] 

  Dr. Fred : Well, kiddies, it's been more fun than a jump-suit full of weasels. Now kindly get your freekish hide out of my home!

  Bernard : Please, Dr. Fred! You've got to get us out of this mess! We look terrible! And we can't buy clothes of the rack!

  Laverne : I'm getting sort of used to it. Maybe we could go on the talkshow circuit.

  Bernard : [Long pause]  Help us, Dr. Edison. You're our only hope!

• [Purple Tentacle drank water from a polluted river, and has transformed into an insane criminal genius who wants to conquer the world] 

  Dr. Fred : Our only hope now is to turn off my Sludge-O-Matic machine and prevent the toxic mutagen from entering the river!

  Bernard : Isn't it a little late for that, Doctor?

  Dr. Fred : Of course! That's why I'll have to do it... yesterday! To the time machine!

• Bernard : [Only one stall remains]  Uh-oh. I guess we'd better do something.

  Laverne : Let's go!

  [They enter the stall] 

  Dr. Fred : NO, WAIT! You can't all go in the same stall!

  [it disappears] 

  Dr. Fred : Didn't you see The Fly?

• [while being held captive and tied upside-down on the Sludge-o-matic] 

  Dr. Fred : Get me out of here! I feel like I'm pupating!

• [Bernard has accidentally let Purple Tentacle escape] 

  Dr. Fred : Leaping labrats!

  Bernard : Dr. Fred!

  Dr. Fred : What have you done this time, you meddling milquetoast? Now Purple Tentacle is free to use his evil mutant powers to take over the world, and ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY!

  Bernard : Whoops.

• Dr. Fred : [after sending Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne away with his time machine]  It works! I can't believe it! And they said imitation diamond wasn't good enough!

  [there is a loud crack as Fred's imitation diamond breaks in half] 

  Dr. Fred : Uh-oh!

  [Dr. Fred lowers the handle on his time machine, causing Bernard, Hoagie and Laverne to crash down in their Chron-O-Johns] 

  Dr. Fred : Cheap mail-order juwels!