- Artie Mitchell: What's your name again?
- Jamie the "Actress": Jamie.
- Artie Mitchell: Jamie, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
- Jamie the "Actress": [she laughs] Get out of here!
- Artie Mitchell: I'm serious, you're the most beautiful woman in this hot tub.
- Jamie the "Actress": So, where's your wife?
- Karen Mitchell: She's right here, Asshole!
- Jamie the "Actress": Bitch.
- Artie Mitchell: Honey!
- [LAST TITLE CARDS]: Artie Mitchell was buried next to his father in a cemetery in Lodi California
- [LAST TITLE CARDS]: Jim Mitchell was convicted of voluntary manslaughter for the shooting death of his brother. He served less than three years of a six-year sentence at San Quentin