The Sifl & Olly Show (1998–1999)

Michael Taylor: Various

Quotes 

• Grocery Store Scanner : Bacon $2.69! Thumbtacks $0.99! Kiwis $2.11! Krazy Glue $1.99! Rudabaker $16.00! Strawberry Lard Cakes $0.12! Hey what's this this all about?

  Olly : Uh, where are we?

  Grocery Store Scanner : You're in the grocery store scanner.

  Olly : Oh, what's that like?

  Grocery Store Scanner : Hey, look, I can't talk now! Crues $4.55! Pickles $1.99! Tampons $0.17! Thermometer $2.55! Can't read it, can't read it, can't read it, Refridgeator Magnet $0.89! Rubber Bands $0.55! Melons $0.69! Melons Magazine $7.22! Jugs Of Milk $1.11! Jugs Of Milk Magazine $17.00! Vasaline $35.00! Times 1! Times 2! Times 3!

  Olly : Stop!

  Grocery Store Scanner : Times 4! Times 5!

  Olly : Dude, stop!

  Grocery Store Scanner : Times 6! Times...