Band of Brothers (2001)
Tony Devlin: Ralph F. (Doc) Spina
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Quotes
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Donald Malarkey : [the men are going over Heffron and Spina's run-in with the German in the foxhole] He shoulda shot Hinkel in the ass.
Warren Muck : Then he woulda shot *him* in the ass.
[the men start laughing]
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [Domingus comes around with stale pancakes and shovels them into everyone's mess tin] Hey, God bless ya.
Donald Malarkey : Joe, these smell like my armpit!
Warren Muck : [holding up one of the pancakes] At least your armpit's warm.
Joe Domingus : You want syrup with that?
Donald Malarkey : Joe, be honest, what's in these things anyway, huh?
Joe Domingus : Nothing you won't eat, Malarkey.
[he walks away]
Pvt. Ralph Spina : I won't eat Malarkey.
[they all start laughing again]
Pvt. John T. Julian : Hey, hey, maybe Hinkel would like your share, huh?
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : I shoulda shot him when I had the chance.
Warren Muck : What, running backwards, Babe?
2nd Lt. Thomas Peacock : [Lt. Peacock walks up] Anybody seen Lieutenant Dike?
Donald Malarkey : Uh, try battalion CP, sir.
[Peacock walks away, and the men start giggling once he is out of earshot]
Warren Muck : Try Paris.
Donald Malarkey : Try Hinkel.
[they all crack up again]
Pvt. Ralph Spina : [Spina puts on a bad German accent and makes to hug Heffron] Hinkel, sveetie, I'm home!
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [Heffron turns to Doc Roe, who is sitting nearby] Hey Eugene, Lieutenant Dike's got a full aid kit, try him.
Donald Malarkey : Yeah, I'm sure he's not usin' his.
[the men laugh again]
Pvt. John T. Julian : Maybe Hinkel's got a syrette for ya.
Warren Muck : Eat your strudel.
Donald Malarkey : [in his own bad German accent] Hey, Hinkel-Vinkel, eat ze armpit, huh?
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Pvt. Ralph Spina : [Spina and Heffron get lost in the woods of Bastogne while looking for medical supplies] Hey Babe... where the hell are we?
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [Heffron stops and looks around] This way.
Pvt. Ralph Spina : I don't like it.
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Where the hell is Third Battalion?
[he abruptly steps into a snow-covered foxhole]
Pvt. Ralph Spina : Shit!
[he starts laughing]
German Soldier : Hinkel?
Pvt. Ralph Spina : Come on!
German Soldier : Hinkel, ist du?
Pvt. Ralph Spina : [Heffron and Spina realize they've accidentally walked through German lines]
[whispering]
Pvt. Ralph Spina : Come on! Come on, come on!
German Soldier : *Hinkel*!
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : [whispering] Gimme a hand!
[Spina helps Heffron out of the foxhole]
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Go! Go!
German Soldier : Schiesse!
[the German pops out of the foxhole and starts shooting at them]
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Come on, Spina, move! Move!
Pvt. Ralph Spina : Come on, come on!
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Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : You know he told me he was a goddamn virgin?
Pvt. Ralph Spina : Who?
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Replacement in my foxhole, Julian.
Pvt. Ralph Spina : Yeah?
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron : Goddamn virgin, just a kid.
Pvt. Ralph Spina : Only virgin I know is the Virgin Mary.
[Heffron laughs]