Minder (TV Series)

An Officer and a Car Salesman (1988)

Glynn Edwards: Dave Harris

Quotes 

• Arthur Daley : Brick walls do not a shovel make, nor iron bars a cage. I have been a prisoner of conscience.

  Dave Harris : 'Course you 'ave Arthur. 'Course you 'ave.

• Dave Harris : Any suffering that's been done, has been done by Tel, in the nick.

• Arthur Daley : My boy! The return of the prodigal! What more can I say?

  Terry McCann : How about 'goodbye'?

  Arthur Daley : Same old Terry - he still likes a little joke.

  [hands Terry a bottle of champagne] 

  Arthur Daley : For you and you alone, my son, a modest albeit expensive token to celebrate your 'omecoming, and our long and enduring friendship.

  Terry McCann : You don't know the meaning of the word - clear off!

  Dave Harris : Come on - don't spoil the party!

  Arthur Daley : 'Arsh and cruel, Terence. 'Arsh and cruel. Based on a gross misrepresentation of the known facts. Tell 'im Dave - tell 'im 'ow I've suffered!