Little Nicky (2000)
Lewis Arquette: Cardinal
Quotes
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Adrian : Welcome to the party! It's so nice to see you all here! I'm so proud of you. You've taken to sin with such minimal prompting. You're acting as if there is no heaven or hell. Well, I've got news for you.
[Lifts cape up and turns into priest]
Cardinal : There is most definitely a hell and you're all gonna go there when you die. Which is in about 15 minutes.
Deacon : Holy shit! We really are gonna die!
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Cardinal : Jesus this, Moses that. Abraham, hit me with a wiffleball bat.
[Imitates a record scratching]