I Only Arsked! (1958)
Geoffrey Sumner: Major Upshott-Bagley
Quotes
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Major Upshott-Bagley : [writing to Mrs Upshott-Bagley] The heat is appalling. The flies are merciless. Wish you were here.
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Major Upshott-Bagley : Great Scott - I've been posted.
Sergeant Potty Chambers : Request overseas posting, effective immediately, Officer Commanding, Upshott-Bagley, Major. Bad luck sir.
Major Upshott-Bagley : Bad luck? It's more than that. It's a bally tragedy. What am I going to do about Cynthia?
Sergeant Potty Chambers : I thought Mrs Upshott-Bagley's name was Ursula, sir.
Major Upshott-Bagley : I am referring to my prize pig, Cynthia. My wife is another matter entirely.