Skulhedface (1994 Video)
Dave Brockie: Self
Quotes
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Flattus Maximus : Hey Oderus, some guy just called, he said he's gonna kill his whole fam "damn" ily.
Oderus Urungus : [shouts spontaniously] Go for it!
[4 more numbers add to the total of harvested souls]
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Oderus Urungus : [hosting the Telethon] Welcome, to the World wide Maggothon, the show where you die die die! We got Balsac, and the lovely Flattis on the Telephone Set.
[a suicidal Victim struggles to reach for the Phone as his slashed wrist bleeds away]
Oderus Urungus : ...so keep those donations coming, people. Now, let's go to Beefcake in the basement.
Beefcake the Mighty : Beefcake the Mighty here, y'know, one of the greatest things about being dead, is becoming a part of the food-chain.
[two slaves sacrifice a contributing victim to the World Maggot]
Beefcake the Mighty : Don't waste your nutritional potential, call this number today and sacrifice your Corpse to Gwar.
[Another victim is sacrificed]
Oderus Urungus : With the Maggot stuffed... of your souls, it shall awaken, and using it's convenient like Saddles, while riding it...
[tone enhances]
Oderus Urungus : we shall escape the ole miserable Planet!
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Jizmak Da Gusha : [Sleazy tells the Story of how he found GWAR in Antarctica]
[after the GWAR Members are all thawed out]
Jizmak Da Gusha : Hey, where you think you at, huh?
Sleazy P. Martini : Hey hey, cool it guys, I was just looking for... a Pay Phone!
Oderus Urungus : [snarling] Yeah...
Jizmak Da Gusha : [Sleazy draws out his Shot gun, and Slymenstra snags it with her whip] Wooo, nothin Personal.
Himself(The Mighty, Beefcake) : Yeah, you'd do the same I assure...
Guitarist : But wait, what of our Masters Prophecy
[Light Shines on him]
Guitarist : For whom ever shall awaken GWAR is...
[music starts fading]
Guitarist : is... is A O.K.
The Sexecutioner : [sniffing a bag of coke that Sleazy dropped] Sexcellent Point, Balsac!
Sleazy P. Martini : [pulls out more bags of coke] Blow, Blow? Yeah, sure you do, here, how bout you? Sleazy, Sleazy's the Name!
Himself(The Mighty, Beefcake) : What do we do?
Oderus Urungus : [sniffing coke] We align...
[sniff sniff]
Oderus Urungus : ... with Sleazy!