Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Reni Santoni: Cop

Quotes 

• Cop : Lichter? William Lichter? Let's go. Your parents are here to take you home.

  William : [drunk]  Oh... no. Oh... my parents? They're here? They must be so mad at me! Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon of some kind?

  Cop : Afraid not. Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else. You know, it's not your fault that...

  [reads from a clipboard in a very sarcastic tone] 

  Cop : Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out.

  William : Wh-what?

  Cop : That's the statement we got from the Dexter kid. He made you drink, took your chothes off.

  William : He... he said that?

  Cop : Unless... if you have another unconvincing side of the story you'd like to tell...

  William : No... no, no, no. It's what... yeah. Uh, you know. It's just the funny thing that... he finally came clean, you know? Mike, always picking on me, yeah.