Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Jay Paulson: X-Phile #2
Quotes
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William : [Discussing "The Plan" with the X-Philes] Okay, you're Boba Fett, and you're Grand Moff Tarkin.
X-Phile 1 : How come he gets to be Boba Fett?
William : Ok, fine, *you're* Boba Fett, and *you're* Grand Moff Tarkin.
X-Phile 2 : I don't want to be Grand Moff Tarkin!
William : All right, fine, you know what? You're both KISS dolls!
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X-Phile 1 : I'm telling you, that patch of sky right up there above those powerlines is like a superhighway for UFO activity.
X-Phile 2 : [sighs] Yeah, right. I wonder how William's doing at the party. I just hope he isn't having any trouble blending in.
[cut to a very drunk William, at the center of attention, downing coutless shots of liquor to show off to a crowd]
William : [to himself] Isn't there something I was supposed to do tonight?
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X-Phile 1 : Hey, isn't this the weekend that you're supposed to meet your girlfriend from the Internet?
X-Phile 2 : Yeah, but she has, uh, some photo shoot in Fiji for a catalog or something.
[shakes his head]
X-Phile 1 : Oh, man. That sucks.
X-Phile 2 : Yeah. I guess that's just the price you pay for dating Christy Turlington.