Simon Birch (1998)
Jan Hooks: Miss Leavey
Quotes
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Miss Leavy : The Star of Bethlehem is not a piñata!
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Miss Leavy : [reading off remaining roles for the Christmas play] ... Well, there's the shepherds, but they don't do much -
[Everyone's hands spring up instantaneously]
Adult Joe Wenteworth : [voicecover] Miss Leavy always tried to downplay the role of the shepherds, but we weren't fooled. We knew that all you had to do was stand there with a staff and try not to laugh at all the poor fools with speaking parts.
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Miss Leavy : The Virgin Mary does not chew gum.