Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! (1997 TV Movie)
Allison Mack: Jenny Szalinski
Quotes
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Jenny Szalinski : So, here we are. This is the kitchen.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Good, 'cause you know, I really wanted to be alone with you.
[sets his hand on the counter near Diane and Patti]
Diane Szalinski : [looking at Ricky's fingers in disgust] Ew, look, dirty fingernails.
Jenny Szalinski : Really?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome.
Patti Szalinski : Awesome? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line.
Jenny Szalinski : You do? You think I'm awesome?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Oh, yeah. You're cooler than all the other girls.
[Diane and Patti stare at each other confused]
Jenny Szalinski : [in a serious tone] So, um, what is it you wanted to tell me?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Nothing. Mostly, I just wanted to do this.
[takes Jenny in his arms and kisses her on the lips]
Patti Szalinski : What is she doing? She's too young. She doesn't even know that boy.
[Jenny breaks the kiss]
Jenny Szalinski : What are you doing?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Kissing you.
Jenny Szalinski : Well, you didn't ever ask.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Ask what?
Jenny Szalinski : Ask if I wanted to kiss you.
Ricky King, Party Bully : What are you talking about?
Jenny Szalinski : You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me. I mean, I don't even know you, and even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it, but the way you did it was just... wrong.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Well, lots of girls like that.
Jenny Szalinski : Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to feel that way, and as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over.
[exits the kitchen]
Patti Szalinski : You tell him, Jenny! Access denied!
Diane Szalinski : That is one good kid you have.
Patti Szalinski : And you know what? She can take care of herself.
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Corky : [holds up her doll] Look, I brought Clarissa!
Jenny Szalinski : Clarissa? We're not into dolls anymore.
Corky : We're not?
Holly : No, now we're into boys.
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Jenny Szalinski : [after all their moms left] Now what?
Wayne Szalinski : You guys are all guests in my house this weekend, and I want us to have a good time. So I planned a little kickoff surprise. We are gonna use marshmallows, and gumdrops, to make models of water molecules.
[the kids briefly just stand there staring at Wayne like he's going crazy]
Wayne Szalinski : What do you think?
Mitch Szalinski : You're a maniac, Uncle Wayne!
Wayne Szalinski : [laughs] I know. Anyway, we're going to put them together-- Oh darn, I forgot to get toothpicks. I'm gonna need you guys to run down to the mini-mart for me. How much do you think toothpicks cost?
Jenny Szalinski : Oh, about 6 or 7 dollars a box.
Wayne Szalinski : [gives Jenny a 10 dollar bill] Well, here's a 10. If there's any change get yourselves some snacks. But see if you can get back within an hour or so, okay? For some molecule action.
[the kids leave]
Gordon Szalinski : Wayne, that's not like you. You forgot to get toothpicks.
[Wayne hysterically giggles]
Gordon Szalinski : What? What's so funny?
Wayne Szalinski : It was just a ruse to get them out of the house.
Gordon Szalinski : A ruse? Why?
Wayne Szalinski : To save Tiki Man.
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Jenny Szalinski : [on the helmet phone] So, guess what? My parents are out of town, so we have the whole house to ourselves. So I think I'm gonna throw a party...
Jody : [on the phone, squeals in delight] Oh, my gosh, a party! Wait till you see what I'm gonna wear!
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Jenny Szalinski : How'd you know bananas have potassium?
Adam Szalinski : I can't always ignore my dad's science talk.
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Jenny Szalinski : Mom, about that Ricky King thing.
Patti Szalinski : Sweetheart, I was so proud of you the way you handled yourself with that boy. And the way you took care of your brother. From now on, I trust you.