Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Patrick Breen: Desk Manager

Quotes 

• Desk Manager : 73 minutes to deliver two suitcases and one garment bag. Do you have an explanation, Mr. Washington?

  Joey : Yes sir, I seem to be developing tunnel carpel syndrome in my wrist. I believe it's from carrying really heavy garment bags around. Now, I don't want to go on disability, and sue this company for millions of dollars, so I figured I would just pace myself.

  Desk Manager : Mr. Washington, everything you do... irritates me.

  Joey : I'm gonna go soak my wrists.

  Desk Manager : Can I help you sir?

  Haru : Yes, I am looking for a Sally Jones.

  Desk Manager : I'm sorry, I don't see anyone by that name in my computer, now if you will excuse me.

  Haru : I would like to rent one of your lodgings. Is the cost great?

  Desk Manager : Compared to what? A hut and a rice patty? Sir, we are a five star hotel, with 800 rooms, booked six months in advance.

  Haru : I have money.

  Desk Manager : I'm sure you do. Unfortunately, we don't take Wampum.

  Haru : Do you perhaps take gold?

  [pours out about 15 pieces of gold] 

  Desk Manager : Front! Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room?

  Haru : I prefer to be alone tonight. Perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.

  Desk Manager : [to Joey]  1A.

  Joey : 1A. Ooww, my wrists. What have you got in here man, car radios?