Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Ron Perlman: Johner

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Quotes 

• Johner : Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?

  Ripley : That's right.

  Johner : Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?

  Ripley : I died.

• Johner : You can't fly one of these things too, can you?

  Ripley : Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.

• Johner : Earth, man. What a shithole.

• Ripley : Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?

  Johner : I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.

• [when the Betty hits Earth's atmosphere] 

  Johner : What's burning?

  Vriess : Us!

  Johner : Shit! You're right!

• Johner : Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!

• [a soldier prods Johner in the back with a rifle. Johner spins and snatches it away in an eyeblink] 

  Johner : Don't ever touch me!

  [returns it just as fast] 

  Johner : Ever!

• Call : Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit? Battery acid?

  Johner : Just for color.

• Johner : I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!

• Johner : Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fucked it.

  Vriess : Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.

• Purvis : God, I'm so tired.

  Johner : Sleep when you die, man.

• Johner : Well, I say if we wanna make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple.

  [to Vriess] 

  Johner : No offense, man.

  Vriess : [giving him the finger]  None taken!

• Dr. Wren : Then this little synthetic bitch is gonna plug into the Auriga, and she is gonna take us right back to home base, according to the standard emergency procedures.

  Call : No, she's not!

  Distephano : Are you crazy? You still wanna bring those things back to Earth?

  Johner : Haven't you been payin' attention today?

  Dr. Wren : Ah, the intellectual speaks.

• Johner : [to Call]  Kill you! Does that compute?

• Johner : I thought synthetics were supposed to be all logical and shit. You're just a big ol' psycho girl!

• Johner : [to Ripley]  If you don't want to play basketball, I know some other indoor sports.

• Johner : What's the big deal, man? Fuckin' waste of ammo.

  Christie : Let's go.

  Johner : Must be a chick thing.

• Johner : Right, you're the "new model" droid. You can access the mainframe by remote.

  Call : No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.