- The Judge: Before I pass sentence, will the jury care to find him guilty?
- Rat: Wait. One of those wabbits is a weasel.
- Chief Weasel: No I'm not. I'm a rabbit!
- The Judge: [to the jury] Is he a rabbit?
- Chief Weasel: [whispers] Say I'm a rabbit.
- [Rabbits all nod, say "Rabbit" and stroke their long ears]
- Rat: That weasel is never a wabbit!
- The Judge: Would the prosecution like add something?
- The Prosecution Counsel: No, Your Honour. But I would like to wag my finger at the accused a few times.
- The Judge: Go ahead.
- [Prosecution walks over importantly and tut-tuts Toad]
- Mole: [pointing the gun at St John] You destroyed my home to build a dog meat factory.
- St John Weasel: [hands up] The area needs one. Our market research shows...
- Mole: You put my friends in a mincer!
- St John Weasel: Just a harmless joke!
- Chief Weasel: [shouting at the drunk weasels] I'm blowing up this place in ten minutes whether or not you lot are out of it!
- St John Weasel: You've only got one shot. Give me the gun... and we'll all be friends!
- Mole: Friends? Thought you said there was no such thing
- St John Weasel: Oh come on! That was just the intro to a song!
- The Jailer's Daughter: I made bubble-and-squeak.
- Toad: What do I care for the pleasures of the flesh!
- The Jailer's Daughter: I'll take it away, then...
- Toad: No! We wouldn't want to waste it.
- St John Weasel: [as Badger comes across the walk bay throwingg the weasels off the side] Oh! Steady on! Listen N... n... no... n... Calm down! n... n... no
- Mole: [Badger has thrown three weasels off] I say! Badger!
- St John Weasel: [backing up with Badger walking towards him] I... I'm not really a weasel... I'm a rabbit
- [does rabbit teeth]
- St John Weasel: They forced me to work he and you saved me, oh thank you, thank you!
- Badger: Shut up! Keep moving!
- St John Weasel: [dangling with Mole, Rat, Badger and Toad above the mincer] Oh mummy weasel I'm going to get minced!
- The Judge: Very well, How do you find the accused?
- All Weasels: [all together shout] Guilty!
- The Judge: I'm asking the Jury! Yes...
- Chief Weasel: [whispering to the Jury] Say guilty!
- Rabbit Jury: Guilty
- Chief Weasel: Wait!
- [presses stop button]
- Chief Weasel: I've got a better recipe. Put 'em all in together.
- St John Weasel: [Rat's whiskers frazzle] Oolala tres haut cuisine!
- Chief Weasel: Shut Up!
- Toad: [singing] Oh, the clever men at Oxford/ knows all there is to be knowed/ but nobody knows as half as much as clever old Mr. Toad! The world's held greatest heroes/ as history books have showed/ but never a name, went down to fame/ compared to that of Toad! Oh, the army all saluted/ as he marched along the road...
- The Sun: ...Was it the king or the president?...
- Toad: ...No, it was Mr. Toad!
- Badger: [reading the invitation cards Toad has made] "Program of entertainment: Speech by Toad, Song by Senior Enrico Toado, Conjuring tricks-The Great Toadini, Juggling-The Amazing Toadiso."